Slow news day?

Stoned Del. student gets lost in Conn.

This is too damn funny. After eating a bag of mushrooms a 21 year-old college student found himself on a mountain 3 days and 300 miles from where he began his, ahem, trip.

This part reminds me of a song I once heard about a bear:

"In Canaan, he decided to climb Music Mountain to see what was on the other side, police said."